I don't know. Tell me something that I don't know? Only amazing things are allowed.
[Penny] Bitch, where are you? I don't know whether to worry or let you just continue your freakfest on with your boy?
[Dax] Mr. Perfect, do you have our girl holed up somewhere? She's unaccounted for and well, I know what she says, but I also know her. Are you two breaking up somewhere for days on end? Or is she legit missing? On a scale from 1-100, how ghetto am I going to have to get at somebody?