Riley was getting pretty bored of this handcuff thing. So far the brut hadn’t slipped up in the care he took restraining him, but it was simply a matter of time. Everyone made mistakes and Riley would drive this bounty hunter into doing just that.
With little else to do but sit there and rip at the grass, Riley plotted and planned in his own mind until a disturbance broke out featuring the very fucktard in question.
“A wild female approaches,” Riley commentated with what was actually a pretty good David Attenborough impersonation. Ripping out another tuft of grass, Riley hit the jackpot. A tiny pebble. Without thought or preamble, he picked it up and flicked it straight at Reese’ ear. “The male, as always, acts like a jackass,” Riley continued his narration.