"Good. Witch Weekly would probably focus on how tall and handsome you are, though, rather than something more educational. Your girlfriend can tear it out and frame it." Penny grinned.
She cleared her throat. "You might get some fan mail. Just don't eat anything you get sent, yeah?" Love potions were one thing, but love potions with a specific target were even worse. She prodded the fuschia quill with her wand and it started vibrating a little bit. "Penelope Clearwater is testing." The quill scratched along the parchment in a mockery of her own handwriting, writing her words down exactly. "You ready?" she asked, able to ignore the scratching noise in the background.