Not a lesbian, thanks for your approval though! I'll remember to come first to you if I ever consider Angie and Alicia more than just friends. But I guess I don't want to confuse anyone. So female stripper? Out.
And unless George suddenly is playing for the other team, then male strippers are not a choice as a date or a gift.
So. We've come to a standstill. No strippers, costumes only. I think I've met my match, and I must revoke my attendance to said party.