" Laura rolled her eyes as Miles' character got eaten by zombies. "Miles, we had a chance, but then you became my friend. There's three types of men in the world: My guy friends, boys I'd shag and ugly guys. When you moved from the 'boys I'd shag' one to the 'guy friends' one, you can't switch back." He paused the game and leaned back with her coffee.
"Sorry, but that's how it is. Friendship is more important to me than shagging. I can't say what I will or will not do while drunk, so that's why you could probably shag me if you got me drunk."