Tha thu 'nad fhaighean. Go take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut. Yer bawz and sooner than later people are going to realise. So kindly do us lot a favor and gawn giese fuckin peace and get tae fuck. Rubbish you lot write isn't worthy of the lavvie.
Faithfully,
Puch ma horne.
[Translation]
Hello Wankers,
You bunch of cunts. I cannot believe the shite that gets publish. You're telling lies and sooner than later people are going to realise. So kindly do us lot a favor and shut your mouths and fuck off. Rubbish you lot write isn't worthy of the toilet.