'Just some parasite stuff,' Katie had yet to refer it as a baby. Her last form of denial, the baby had been more commonly referred to as parasite, barnacle, hop-along, grump-a-bump, and leech. Sometimes, she went so far as to call it a wee vampire, latched on and slowly suckling her life away.
'When it gets really bad, George, you could always use Polyjuice Potion every time you leave the house. Or maybe even just some hair dye, until this all blows over.'