"Neville, I'll give you a bit of a hint about girls - they tend to like more than just jokes... well, and the ones that are looking just for famous blokes aren't the sort you want to be with anyhow." She curled her nose up a little at the thought, not really wanting to go down that mental path.
"You'll find a girl you like who really appreciates - well, you. The only thing you have working against you is that mentality."