WHO: Mike Fitzgerald and Understanding Jones. WHAT: The roles reverse! Mike IMs Understanding. :O WHEN: Midday, Wednesday. WHERE: On the internet, mofos. WARNINGS: Cursing, general insensitivity. STATUS: Complete.
michaelfitzgeral: yo freak understandingjon: that's not very nice understandingjon: but good morning my brother michaelfitzgeral: how many times do i have to tell you michaelfitzgeral: you're NOT my brother, bro understandingjon: we are brothers in humanity understandingjon: especially since the vol understandingjon: but anyway understandingjon: what can i do you for? michaelfitzgeral: especially since the what? michaelfitzgeral: that's not even correct english understandingjon: whoops understandingjon: i meant especially since we became vols understandingjon: we are vol-brothers michaelfitzgeral: you're the worst michaelfitzgeral: like seriously. you're the fucking WORST understandingjon: that's really hurtful michael understandingjon: did you just IM me to be hurtful? michaelfitzgeral: well if it helps you get over your crush, i'm all for it understandingjon: i'm afraid i don't know what you're talkinga bout michaelfitzgeral: dude, don't play dumb. i SAW it understandingjon: ??? michaelfitzgeral: your note. i SAW IT understandingjon: the one i wrote to mo about yams? michaelfitzgeral: who the fuck writes notes about yams? are you a 1950s housewife? michaelfitzgeral: no i mean the one with the hearts understandingjon: i really like yams understandingjon: oh LOL that one michaelfitzgeral: yeah, brah. THAT one. understandingjon: don't worry about that one michael michaelfitzgeral: bro, i can't just ignore the fact that you're doodling my name in hearts like a 10 year old girl michaelfitzgeral: you have to get over this shit michaelfitzgeral: i've got a girlfriend michaelfitzgeral: go crush on like, hunter or something michaelfitzgeral: at least HE'S gay understandingjon: i think you're jumping to conclusions here michaelfitzgeral: hey man, the proof's right here in front of me understandingjon: but I didn't write that note michaelfitzgeral: oh yeah, you just happened to find a note with my name in hearts and you just HAPPENED to leave it sticking out of your backpack where you knew i'd find it michaelfitzgeral: please, like not even you're that dumb understandingjon: michael understandingjon: mike understandingjon: mikey michaelfitzgeral: don't EVER call me mikey again understandingjon: it fell out of your partner's book yesterday understandingjon: I was going to return it when i saw her next michaelfitzgeral:my partner? yo, that's a weak excuse understandingjon: no it isn't michaelfitzgeral: yes it is understandingjon: no it isn't michaelfitzgeral: yes it is understandingjon: no it isn't michaelfitzgeral: yes it is understandingjon: the truth is never weak michaelfitzgeral:just like a sunset is always h what the fuck does that even mean? understandingjon: the truth is never a weak excuse understandingjon: your partner is the blonde woman right? understandingjon: with the dainty wrists? understandingjon: i dont remember her name michaelfitzgeral: you mean my girlfriend? understandingjon: yes michaelfitzgeral:that makes more sens whatever, bro. you're clearly in love with me and totally in fucking denial michaelfitzgeral: listen, just because we had one conversation about quinoa doesn't mean i'm going to make you my merry little housewife any time soon understandingjon: you're really fixated on this understandingjon: on the idea of me being in love with you understandingjon: it's like you want me to be michaelfitzgeral: dude, that's disgusting. understandingjon: why else would you be so hung up on this? understandingjon: when it's so simple for me to prove that it's not my note understandingjon: i think you need to do some soul searching for the truth michaelfitzgeral: are you trying to like, voodoo me into being in love with you? michaelfitzgeral: stop trying to make that happen, hippie. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN michaelfitzgeral: jesus, i try to be a good guy and let you down easy michaelfitzgeral: and you turn it around on me? you're one sickkkk freak understandingjon: you're getting really emotional about this michaelfitzgeral: you get really emotional about everything michaelfitzgeral: right, i'm done being nice to you michaelfitzgeral: mike OUT understandingjon: michael i see you are still there understandingjon: what's your girlfriend's name let's just resolve this right now michaelfitzgeral:clara, fuckinsdajklfdjskfldWHY ARE WE STILL TALKI michalfitzgeral has signed off.