[posted during internet hours, but before news of the Vol serial killer hits]
understandingjon: hello friend michaelfitzgeral who is this understandingjon: michael, our screennames are our names michaelfitzgeral yeah, i got that michaelfitzgeral hold up, you’re the weird hippie kid, right? michaelfitzgeral what do you want? understandingjon: weird can be a damaging concept to some people understandingjon: you shouldn't use that word understandingjon: but anyway, i saw you googling quinoa michaelfitzgeral yeah well, it makes sense, then michaelfitzgeral because you’re kind of damaged michaelfitzgeral and why the hell are you stalking me? where ARE you? understandingjon:turn around michaelfitzgeralwhat the fuck? stop waving at me michaelfitzgeral i said stop understandingjon: chill man understandingjon: just wanted to let you know i have some really rightous quinoa recipes if you're interested michaelfitzgeralreally? because all this shit i’m seeing on pinterest kind of blo do you always creep on what people are doing on their computers? understandingjon: is it really creeping if you're searching pinterest in a public space? michaelfitzgeral I’M NOT ON PINTEREST michaelfitzgeral that shit’s for chicks understandingjon: gender is a social construct, mike michaelfitzgeral how are you a real person? understandingjon: because i spend time each day trying to see things from different points of view understandingjon: and understand that the way to live i was taught is not the only way michaelfitzgeral ooook. michaelfitzgeral[...] so you’re saying you have some legit quinoa recipes? because yeah, the stuff in the caf’s crap understandingjon: yeah understandingjon: i'll email them to you right now understandingjon: ok sent michaelfitzgeral sweet. i can totally replace the tofu in this with some beef understandingjon: i'd love to have a quinoa-eat with you sometime understandingjon: talk about our feelings michaelfitzgeral are you hitting on me? understandingjon: what? understandingjon: no understandingjon: you're not my type understandingjon: not everything is sexual michael michaelfitzgeral wtf does that mean? i’m everyone’s type michaelfitzgeral not that i WANT you hitting on me, because i don’t swing that way, bro michaelfitzgeral but i mean, i know you do so like more power to you or whatever. understandingjon: there isn't really a "way" i swing understandingjon: i like people not gender michaelfitzgeral you are so fucking weird michaelfitzgeral whatever, you do you. but we’re not having some hippie powwow to like, cry about our feelings or some shit. understandingjon: thank you, i take that as a compliment understandingjon: and everyone has feelings understandingjon: it takes a strong man to acknowledge them understandingjon: but if you'd ever like to talk about quinoa or your soul or the sun on the horizon understandingjon: my door is always open michaelfitzgeralhow do you even talk about the horizon who are you, dr. phil meets dr. seuss? michaelfitzgeral find some other bro to watch the sunset with. understandingjon: i'm just one soul trying to find my way in this beautiful world understandingjon: peace be with you, brother michaelfitzgeralslaughterhouse b/w/u, bro LOL ok. hope you don’t get lost. Understandingjon has signed off.