Wondering who you should vote for in the upcoming Student Council elections? WONDER NO MORE. Here is the #1 ranked voting guide at IVI, brought to you by yours truly.
President: Nawal. Come on guys, is there really any other choice? Sure she's a little intense, but she's also super serious, and the people in charge like serious, right?
Vice President: I don't know any of these people very well so whatever Sunny. Because arms are cool. Or Allegra, because coffee.
Secretary: Guys, Rose gives really great advice. Which is super important for a secretary, obviously. Plus, I'm sure her handwriting is great.
Treasurer: Miyu. She's good at maths, okay? Being good at maths is important!
1995 rep: Sadie. Sorry, Karim, but Sadie's the best roommate ever. Also, that way if she gets any perks from being on this StuCo thing I may get some too.
1994 rep: You may think Ellie's kind of a bitch, but she's totally not. She's actually super cool. Vote her. Or vote Tanja I guess. She's shocking!
1993 rep: If you're in 1993 and not planning on voting for Brad, you're an idiot. He's awesome, and he talks to plants. Who doesn't want a rep who talks to plants? If I were a 1993er, I'd vote for him. DON'T DISAPPOINT ME PEOPLE. VOTE BRAD.
1992 rep: Robbie I guess?. He's cool.
1991 rep: Guys, Prov is awesome. Totally vote Prov.
1990 rep:How do we not have an Eagle running here either?! Harlow, probably, because we've all already seen her naked, so how much more scandal could there be with her, really?
Thank you for reading, and I look forward to seeing you at the polls! Remember, vote early, and vote often! Especially if you're following my voting guide.
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HOW DO WE NOT HAVE ANYONE RUNNING FOR VICE PRESIDENT OR CLASS OF 1990 REP. LOGAN AND NEVE I AM LOOKING AT YOU.