This is Tony, one of your friendly neighborhood mods, and I come bearing another character.
This little loser is Marty Macmillan. Marty's a rookie RS Agent who started earlier this year. He's a bit of a, well, naive newcomer. Perpetually chipper, he's the sort who tries to be buddies with all the metas because, come on, sure it's the way things have to be that they're in here, but that doesn't mean it doesn't suck.
So... yeah. He's kind of super annoyingly happy. So I'm sure the other RS folks will just love him. Metas feel free to find him either annoying, amusing, or downright offensively insensitive with his "I mean... it could be worse, right?" attitude.