OWLS to George, Ron, and Ginny
Three owls, each charmed to glow bright red in the hands of the receivers.
I wish to Merlin that I could say I'm surprised, but I'm not, not at all. All right, I'm a little surprised at Ginny... but then I never did find out who it was who threw the parsnips.
My only question is... why were you all so obvious?! The symbol of a griffin? How much more obvious could you get than that?
You'll notice I haven't asked why you did it at all. I won't. I KNOW why. Because you're all hot-headed, short-sighted... Weasleys! I knew the moment there was trouble that my own siblings were involved.
Did any of you think of how mother will feel upon discovering this? Of course not, you merely thought of your little plan and didn't care to think of any consequences. Now you're all in serious trouble because of this!
If I didn't love you all so much I'd suggest the Minister lock you away and throw away the key!
If you have any care for yourselves, or your family, then please lay low for the next while. Anything that happens for any reason may be pointed in your direction.
Though not like you'll listen to me. I don't know why I bother
And if anything happens... please come to me first. I'm not without influence, you know.