Ouch. Well, at least it didn't stick; I'm an open minded guy, but unless you were a talking goat, I do have a policy against even flirting with anything that can't give me a real clear go-ahead.
Oh boy, do you have my sympathies there. I've been lucky enough to avoid my worst ex...something; otherwise I'm pretty sure whatever substances he'd have on hand would get me soused enough to make a pretty similar mistake myself.