"Ain't it always the jackasses who end up as captains?" he joked, though he didn't actually mean it. Pike was a good man and, for all he annoyed the hell out of him on a daily basis, Jim was someone he'd trust with his life. If it had been any other captain, McCoy might've passed up Enterprise for a planetside posting, but it was Jim. But he did not need to think about Jim when there was a gorgeous girl right there. "I think you're the one flattering now, darlin'."
He could feel the heat of her leg against his and he gestured for the bartender so he could settle their tab, resting his hand on the small of her back. "Oh, I'm sure you're very flexible." God, this was such a very bad idea. "I look forward to finding out just how much."