"Well, the petition was to convince Alex Trebek to let us on the show. Unless we're just going to do our own version.. then we need to find a host," he mused, probably giving it more thought than it deserved. It'd be funny to do at a party or something though
But.. hard to find a drunk monkey.
"You may be right about PETA. Maybe we shouldn't risk it."
John feigned an insulted look. "He better live long enough. How long does it take to set up an aquarium?" He asked with a laugh, seriously unsure there. "Goldfish can get pretty huge if they live and stuff. I don't think you're really supposed to keep them in a bowl. PETA might come after me for that."