Jake nodded thoughtfully. "Let's do this. I'll do it without a petition. Unless you think PETA's going to crawl up our ass for getting a monkey drunk? Not sure I'd be down for consequences there."
A grin tugged his lips as he settled onto the seat, fiddling with the gun. "Well, if he hits an iceberg ... at least he's not taking hundreds of people down with him."
The statement prompted a laugh as he shook his head. "Will he live long enough to get it set up? Maybe start with a bowl and a filter and see how things progress. Unless you plan on coming back to rescue his siblings," he continued thoughtfully. "Then you'd definitely need a tank."