InsaneJournal

Hey thanks everyone who came out to clean up the garden, and also I guess thanks to the ?magical island rain? for waiting until after we got rid of the weeds before making shit grow, would have been kind of fucking annoying

I found a guitar that is now the island's birthday present to me. I can't play but maybe I'll learn, or maybe I'll just leave it in a corner and reminisce about when I used to be a big shot. Also there was what I think was a makeshift cell phone for bloody mary, or just a borderline useless ouija thing that didn't even come with a board. Anything else interesting and/or valuable and/or casually disturbing emerge from the past for y'all?

In other news I'm now a mother to a tiny blind six-winged monstrosity and now understand how my parents were able to love me. I'm giving her my new brass knuckles and will teach her to be the fiercest of all the crimes against god hatched here.