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as of early monday morning, patrolling the roads of destiny is bae bee sting and her trusty steeds, vanessa and peaches.

if you come across her on your way to do whatever it is you're going to do for the day and you come across this fearsome dame, chances are she'll shake you down.

volunteer one is the first of her victims. when holding then at nerfgun point doesn't seem to do the trick, she gives them the ability to fly a nonconsequential speed so that she can lift them up as though they're weightless and shake them down. when she's done taking them for all they're worth, she says, "run back to your town and tell them what you saw here today," and fires a nerf bullet at their foot. oh, the humanity!

i'm really sorry for the vampire stuff, i got double bit by the cave mushies and it made me think i'd been a vampire for thousands of years. i was very rude and also tried to bite and/or hypnotize some of you into doing my bidding. i'm very sorry! i would never do that without someone's consent! please let me know how i can make it up to you.

Camilla Boyd, here, coming to you, with BREAKING ISLAND NEWS.

Last night, innocent partygoers were shocked when several friends and precious loved ones came down with a rare magical affliction spread by local island mushquitos.

I’m here at the home of King Arthur and Co. affectionately nicknamed ‘Pondhouse’ by the residents, normally an innocuous shelter, but currently ground zero for a mysterious illness where people have been experiencing power loss, extreme thirst, aversion to daylight, eye color change, and dramatic shifts in personality.

I asked the host of the party, Barrett Lawson, for comment, but he was iced earlier by Sadie Pritchett, and is currently unavailable.

Fortunately, I remain completely unaffected and possibly immune. Will update as I learn more.

In other news, a highwayman has been spotted on the roads riding a pair of unicorns. She is armed and extremely dangerous. Take care!

Back to you!