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Check-in: everyone still alive? Anyone need help?

[TOBY]

I'm not sure if you'll see this, but is everything okay out there?

Any word on when you'll be back? I'll make food for everyone.

So is it always like this here?

You all throw a PARTY.
Thank you.

Also! Check your sinks and toilets after all that shaking!! And if there’s any leakies or cracks I know my way around a u-bend if you know what I mean* so just let me know.

(*What I mean is the pipe under your sink that swoops down to the pipes in a u shape DONT throw fats down there it'll clog right up.)

( ic intro post! )

dude.

it's a TOWN.

[shakey phone footage of new town]

DM: Literally everyone except Thursday's arrivals

The ogre is hot and his name is John Shrek.