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tad | hatter ([info]maddeningly) wrote in [info]installment,
@ 2022-04-02 19:28:00

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Entry tags:narration: network, zzdrop: tad carter

CLOWN SEEKING PARTY

birthdays
Deathdays
retirements
children
if you can dream it, it CAN be Clowned

professional and hygienic
specialty in balloon animals
very nice :)
cannot work Fridays

if this sounds like a good fit PLEASE INQUIRE below


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[info]misplace
2022-04-03 02:53 am UTC (link)
[...]


You're on brand, I'll give you that.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-03 02:55 am UTC (link)
you know, finding a job is not easy around here.

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[info]teratology
2022-04-03 02:53 am UTC (link)
my rat's (bella!) birthday is coming up soon. could you make tiny balloon animals? (not for the rats, but as if made-for-rats but it's actually for the people.)

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-03 02:57 am UTC (link)
absolutely. unquestionably. not a problem at all. [...] i'll just have to find some tiny balloons.

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[info]teratology
2022-04-03 08:56 am UTC (link)
oh, you don't have to worry with it if it's too much trouble! regular sized balloons will do just fine! they're proportional as if the people were rats holding rat-sized balloons, anyway. i'll just make the dress code require rat ears.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-04 04:33 am UTC (link)
no catboys allowed, huh?

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[info]eatme
2022-04-03 02:57 am UTC (link)
may i clown with you

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-03 02:59 am UTC (link)
[...] OH. [...] well, sure, if you're bored. and if you have the Credentials.

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[info]eatme
2022-04-03 03:00 am UTC (link)
what credentials do i need

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-03 03:04 am UTC (link)
the fact that you have to ask tells me everything i need to know

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[info]pellinore
2022-04-03 04:01 am UTC (link)
what happens on fridays?

oh, and welcome!

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-03 04:23 am UTC (link)
why, thank you! and [...] well, nothing right NOW. but i'm trying to stay Open to Possibilities, you know?

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[info]pellinore
2022-04-03 04:58 am UTC (link)
i do know. there are lots of possibilities here.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-03 05:12 am UTC (link)
anything Good?

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[info]pellinore
2022-04-03 09:00 pm UTC (link)
i think so. but it probably depends on what you're looking for.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-04 04:31 am UTC (link)
i've never really had the luxury to be picky.

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[info]pellinore
2022-04-04 10:11 pm UTC (link)
well, the full island hasn't been explored yet. so walk in any direction and you might find something new. i found giant mushrooms and a wizard tower the other day. there are also ruins of some sort, forests, an empty lighthouse occupied by wisps, houses that have our tale names on them and seem to inherently know what decor style we like, a really cool farm that agatha is managing, and any other number of things.

word of warning though, as far as i know no one has met the mysterious mother goose who sent us our invites. so if you're cautious you might want to be careful how you treat the geese here.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-04 10:21 pm UTC (link)
and we're DEFINITELY completely sure that we're not, you know, non compos mentis, right? like, i'm getting the sense that i'm not supposed to ask, but i thought, well, maybe Just Once? i should Check?

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[info]pellinore
2022-04-04 10:49 pm UTC (link)
i don't think that we can be 100% sure of anything at this point.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-04 11:00 pm UTC (link)
the more things change, etc, etc.

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[info]pellinore
2022-04-05 01:33 am UTC (link)
or as matthew mcconaughey would say, time is a flat circle.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-05 01:51 am UTC (link)
i'm no philosopher, but if that's another way of saying "Time Moves Very Slowly, just to spite me," then i'll have to agree with aul matty boy. i've been hoping that this island would be a little more [...] open-mi [...] entertaining than back home. [...] and so far, so good.

nice people. strange landscapes. Mass Delusion. i have to say, i like the Vibe.

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[info]calibur
2022-04-03 04:23 am UTC (link)
were you a professional clown off the island, or is this your chance to live that dream?

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-03 04:34 am UTC (link)
sooo, listen. it depends on what you mean by PROFESSIONAL, right? did i apprentice under an established merry-andrew? totally. 100%. never in doubt.

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[info]fastpace
2022-04-03 06:36 am UTC (link)
This is an A+ advertisement. I don't have any of that stuff coming up, but I'm down to hang out outside of special occasions.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-04 04:31 am UTC (link)
ah, see, i try to make special occasions where i can. i don't do well with boredom.

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[info]huiskat
2022-04-03 12:31 pm UTC (link)
I'd love to see a deathday performance. Can you do one without anyone dying?

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-03 10:28 pm UTC (link)
well, it’s a little harder, but i’ll see what i can Do. what are we mourning, hypothetically speaking?

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[info]hears
2022-04-03 12:46 pm UTC (link)
What’s the coolest balloon animal you can make?

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-03 10:13 pm UTC (link)
how much do you like snakes?

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[info]mirroreffect
2022-04-03 12:54 pm UTC (link)
Are you the type of clown that wears clown makeup?

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-03 10:17 pm UTC (link)
all makeup is clown makeup if it’s a clown wearing it :D

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[info]mirroreffect
2022-04-03 11:06 pm UTC (link)
I can't argue with that logic.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-04 04:34 am UTC (link)
no, but seriously, i'll wear whatever makeup the boss wants. dignity is overrated.

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[info]stilted
2022-04-04 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Hmm. The last clown-seeking party I attended ended in tragedy.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-04 11:17 pm UTC (link)
impossible. who's ever heard of an upsetting clown?

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[info]stilted
2022-04-04 11:46 pm UTC (link)
We never found the clown. Children rioted. There were casualties.

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[info]maddeningly
2022-04-05 12:19 am UTC (link)
my spirits are crashing. life seems harsh and cruel. what am i supposed to do now, doctor?

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