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MISSION PAR-63A5 Classification: 00 Location: Yangzhou [扬州], Jiangsu, People's Republic of China; Tomb of Puhaddin [普哈丁墓] Conflict: Ghost of Puhaddin angered by tourist who deposited snack cake wrapper on tomb. Ghost has begun slowly destroying temple, reaching "POLTERGEIST" classification. Initial incident includes grabbing a tourist and lifting them four feet off the ground before dropping them (People's Republic of China has yet to issue apology to country of Denmark). Damage thus far includes destroyed roof tiles, upturning offering tables, and snapping decorative trees in half. Poltergeist has potential to recruit other ghosts; staff at 普哈丁墓 claim that there have been rumblings in other graves. Recruitment success is of the utmost concern and must be prevented to ensure safety of 扬州. 2/24/2012:
Date Issued: 1/29/2012 |
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MISSION EXTRA-3284 Classification: 00 Location: MOA-2007-BLG-192Lb [Sagittarius] Conflict: MOA-2007-BLG-192Lb residents request diplomatic entities in order to facilitate relations with Earth. Failure to comply may result in laser vaporization and/or complete annihilation, according to document received from spaceship. Unfortunately, do not possess adequate technology to ensure that this can occur.
MOA-2007-BLG-192Lb is located within the Sagittarius constellation and society best described as matriarchal with equivalent "female" extraterrestrials governing over population. Single society. Mentions of Queen (please investigate), council (confirmed), and capital city located at 42'91"23 (please refer to map provided by earlier mission EXTRA-2B40). Composition of planet is primarily ice and gas; further testing needed to name specific elements present in 1) atmosphere and 2) "ground." Speech is done in a series of clicks and chirps – language translated.
Date Issued: 05/29/2012 |
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MISSION WITCH-8UY2 Classification: Standard Location: Danvers, Massachusetts, United States of America Conflict: Unregistered witch coven accidentally cast spell that has turned elementary school children in the entire school district into chickens (300 students). All chickens have been contained in elementary school playground and are guarded by teachers and irate parents. Requires memory modification [amnesia pills; if at all possible, avoid spellcraft] for all families and workers currently involved. Mayor has declared state of emergency. Proposed Resolution: Send emergency group of (10) witches and alchemists on staff to take care of the situation.
Date Issued: 6/27/2012 |
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PROPOSAL CRYPT-UER7 Classification: Research Location: Loch Ness, Scotland Point of Interest: Upcoming Loch Ness Monster breeding season (assumed) starts in September. The Loch Ness Monster is an endangered "rare" creature (classified: NON-THREATENING). Numbers are estimated to be in the fifties. The Loch Ness Monster usually reaches heights of up to 20 feet, though there have been specimens recorded to be up to 30 feet. There have been no documented instances of reproduction or live births, though calves have occasionally been observed over the years in early May. Research Proposal: Send group of 10 scientists to Loch Ness to conduct research.
Date Proposed: 4/28/2012 |
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Date Issued: 6/25/2012 |
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