mods (roadmaps) wrote in insane_games, @ 2011-04-25 15:54:00 |
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ROADMAPS PACK YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN BAGS | |||||
LAST TIME ON ROADMAPS...characters have battled vampires in Romania, acquired a diadem that they promptly lost, visited Peru were the Death Eaters acquired Tom Riddle’s Diary, and all the Order got was a lousy t-shirt Peruvian by the name of Jose Carlos, and engaged in epic battles during the full moon. Characters are currently headed/just arriving in New Orleans after the third Horcrux. Roadmaps is a Mauraders Era RPG centered around the hunt for the Horcruxes. This time, the Horcruxes have been scattered across the globe and a mad scramble has erupted between the Order, Death Eaters, and Ministry to reach the Horcruxes first (with journalists trailing behind) before Voldemort can return. Roadmaps is a largely AU game, exploring what could have happened had things gone differently after the Marauders' graduation... | |||||
WE'D LOVE... Rita Skeeter. We’re severely lacking journalists right now. Rita has potential friends in our super amazing Gilderoy Lockhart and and Dedalus Diggle, both of which work/worked for the Daily Prophet. Besides that, there are a lot of chances for her to stir things up by sharing information each organization is trying to keep quiet. Rodolphus Lestrange. LUCIUS NEEDS FRIENDS BESIDES HIS WIFE. And we need more BAMF Death Eaters. Bellatrix Lestrange. Her HBIC Death Eater business cars have already been printed SO WHERE IS SHE!? Like Mean Girls her hair is so big because it's full of secrets, like Miley Cyrus she CAN'T BE TAMED and she is needed to put the fear of WIZARD GOD into The Order, Sirius, Regulus, The Ministry, Other Death Eaters--LET'S NOT EVEN LIE, PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE. HER MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE DARK WIZARDS TO THE YARD! Besides, she should really be around to keep an eye on her (amazing) pregnant baby sister and fetus!Draco. Not to mention that Bellatrix needs to put Alecto Carrow in her fireburning place. Avery. Potential hilarity and, lots of DE BFFs. He’s the first death eater to beg and grovel at Voldemort's feet upon his return. He’s constantly punished several times by Voldemort for his failings. Wilkes and Rosier would love more schoolmates. Mulciber. Can we say evil motherfucker? Even Lily Evans seemed to think so. By now, everybody and their mum knows what he did to Mary MacDonald. Voldemort’s Inner Circle. Someone has to keep the Death Eaters in line. A Rosier Sr. would be particularly amazing for father/son dynamics. Lots of potential clashing could be had. BUT SERIOUSLY. WHY ISN'T ANYONE PLAYING ANY GODDAMN OLDER DEATH EATERS? DON'T YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS ARE SOME GQ MOTHERFUCKERS? THEY'D BE IN CHARGE LIKE GODDAMNED BOSSES. "BUT THEY'RE OLD!" SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, FOOL. THEY MAY BE OLD, BUT THEY WILL SCHOOL YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS OLD? JEREMY IRONS, SEAN CONNERY, MICHAEL CAINE, ANDERSON COOPER, ANTHONY BOURDAIN, MAGNUS ANDERBERG, JESS JOSLIN, TIM GUNN, GABRIEL BYRNE, AND LIAM NEESON! YOU COULD USE THEM AS PBS. Dawlish, Proudfoot, Williamson, Savage, Rufus Scrimgeour, etc. - We’re also severely lacking Aurors right now. We have some AMAZING Ministry people who need people to get in on shenanigans with them. More neutral and DE-sympathizer aurors would be amazing. The Order's about to team up with the Ministry, so this could create a lot of really awesome clashing. Fenrir Greyback. Someone has to terrify Remus Lupin. Besides, there are a lot of Weasley children to eat. Fabian Prewett. It took five Death Eaters to kill him and his brother. FIVE. HE'S A BADASS. Plus he has amazing family members in game. Mundungus Fletcher. Let’s face it, the majority of the Order isn’t going to trust him as far as they can throw him. There’s lots of potential fun getting into everyone’s things, pissing them off, and accidentally throwing the Order into wacky shenanigans. And who knows. Maybe the Order will end up having to =rely on Fletcher’s street smarts. Ted Tonks. Has a daughter to look after and he's the Original Black Family Homewrecker.™ Who wouldn't want to play this fly sonofabitch. Hestia Jones. This chick was fascinated by a potato peeler. Imagine placing her into the muggle world abroad. She has tons of potential BFFs in the Order. (yeah, I had nothing for this.) Emmeline Vance. One of the only survivors of the first Order -- which puts her in the badass company of the likes of Dumbledore, Moody, and Lupin. Selwyn. Relatives with Marlene McKinnon. Killed her parents and her sister. No big deal. Dorcas Meadowes. Voldy had this chick killed personally. Alastor Moody. HBIC. Hilarious paranoia. Recently acquired an eye patch. The Order is currently sailing through the Caribbean on a ship. Enough said. And somebody needs to keep an eye on those candy-ass Order members. No pun intended, of course. Igor Karakoff. WOULD WHINE ABOUT EVERYTHING AND TRY TO TRICK EVERYONE INTO DOING SHIT FOR HIM. And think of all the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes you could make. THINK ABOUT IT. Barty Crouch Jr. DADDY ISSUES. Really badass impersonation skills. Lots of young DEs to interact with and potentially get pushed around by for being all young and shit. Travers. Killed the McKinnon family like a boss -- all in a day’s work. Caradoc Dearborn. Just has the coolest name ever. Disappeared like a ninja in canon. The Order guys would love more dude friends. Peter Pettigrew. We have an amazing group of Marauders. Peter has the chance not to betray his friends or redeem himself after doing it. Death Eaters would love to have a Peter about to potentially seduce to the dark side, too. Amycus Carrow. Alecto is steadily growing fond of people. She needs someone she can still despise. And do things for her. And be her flame practice target. And babysit her pet spider Tom. Dolores Umbridge. More hem-hems than all the clothes in your wardrobe combined. Rivalry with Regina, being suspicious of the Order, taking to take over everything, and just being the most epic pain in the ass EVER. Misc Wants: We’re in the states right now! We’d love some more American characters. Order members who hate DEs and are more conservative would also be badass. Werewolf/vampire hunters! AURORS AND JOURNALISTS PLZ! Family members on the opposite side of the war. |