mods (roadmaps) wrote in insane_games, @ 2011-03-18 20:38:00 |
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GOTTA GO HOLD ON FRIDAY. Evan Rosier/Avery/ETC. ANYONE IN SNAPE’S INNER WHO WANTS HIM: Francis Wilkes, Severus Snape! WHY THEY WANT HIM: BROMANCE & a babysitter for Tom on FRIDAY FRIDAY. Then they can PARTY AND PARTY -- YEAH! A POIGNANT COMMENT ABOUT HIM: One time? He punched me in the face. It was awesome. Bellatrix Lestrange WHO WANTS HER: Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Regulus, EVERYONE WHY THEY WANT HER: Good times with legitimate family, YOU-IN-DANGER-GIRL times with disowned family, and general Death Eater bamfness. Some of the Death Eaters (*cough*Alecto & Francis*cough*) are keeping a spider and Narcissa would particularly like her big sister around to kill it. A POIGNANT COMMENT ABOUT HER: HBIC of the Death Eaters. She’ll kill your fuckin dog (and spider) for fun so don’t push her. Like Miley, SHE CAN’T BE TAMED. Andromeda Tonks WHO WANTS HER: Nymphadora Tonks, Lucius Malfoy (So he can stop worrying about the damn fool half-blooded child), Regulus (so he can rearrange her tent) WHY S/HE WANTS HER: Homegurl made a journal entry & didn’t have a mum around to hex it private from Death Eaters. A POIGNANT COMMENT ABOUT HER: She’s not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom. Rodolphus Lestrange WHO WANTS HIM: Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, DEs WHY S/HE WANTS HER: He’s married to Bellatrix so he’s got to be a BAMF! As Voldemort’s #2 biggest fan he needs to be around to remind everyone why The Dark Lord is such a hardcore motherlover. They're starting to forget. "Volde-who? I don't remember that pokemon". A POIGNANT COMMENT ABOUT HIM: He’s totally danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. And was bought dinner afterwards too. Albus Dumbledore WHO WANTS HIM: Severus Snape, PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN THE ORDER WHY THEY WANT HER: Snark and man advice, especially for Severus. Sev needs his accidental father figure/crotchety grandpa to sass him and give him spy orders. A POIGNANT COMMENT ABOUT HIM: The sons of his opponents wished he was their dad. Minerva McGonagall WHO WANTS HER: Severus Snape, James Potter, Sirius Black WHY THEY WANT HER: General sass from the peanut gallery. Accidental besties with Snape. Everyone knows McG and Snape were totally getting stoned together while teaching those ungrateful brats at Hogwarts. Marauders flirting. A POIGNANT COMMENT ABOUT HER: Her hair is insured for $10,000. And you know, pretty much ANYONE else you want to bring in. Go check us out here. |