Edward insisted I sign into this journal so that he can assess if Bella is all right.
His claim - and I don't necessarily disagree with him on this - is that Bella is naturally accident prone, and your pups tend to have more Bad Things happen to them than typical pups. He is Very Worried for Bella, and horrified that I would let you pick her up.
I told him that he was the one who was insistent there be a Bella in game, and that I was not playing with myself, and he just got all worried and perplexed looking.