Which is clearly a bald eagle and gun-toting jesus pouring coffee on a lion in front of the disney logo. So what you most want is for America — clearly exemplified by the eagle and the gun jesus — to be run by disney. Which, i mean, it already kinda is. But more importantly, you want to see how lions like caffeine. Which is easily testible. Fortunately I've left some coffee beans in the lion enclosure so you can soon find out.