dead+deader.
Those Canadians I mentioned before, the ones who were supposed to cure my cancer? The experiment sent my healing factor into overdrive. But since cancer cells are the body's own tissue, well. Sent that into overdrive, too. So it's basically everywhere, but it's never going to kill me.
Turns out, looking like Ryan Reynolds has fewer perks when you look like Ryan Reynolds playing a partially decomposed burn victim with at least one parent who had his DNA spliced with an old avocado.