Clintasha
That guy needs to learn to let go. You tried to kill me, I forgave you like, that day.
We've got Wanda, she's doing all right. The King of Wakanda's around. Tony's still mad at Steve, but Steve isn't here anymore, so it's not doing much for him. Tony's got a kid now that I'm pretty sure is Spider-Man. Bruce is pretty much Bruce Classic, maintaining a general low-level angriness. Bruce and Tony might be sleeping together? I really can't read his energy. Bucky's here. Tony and Bucky are definitely fucking. I think they think it's a secret. I think Bucky was fucking Steve before, so I'm sure there's a story there that I'm never going to ask about. So I guess the situation is pretty incestuous.
Thor and Rhodes remain AWOL. Sam was here, but he got sent home. Sharon, Zemo and Pietro, too. There've been a lot of people from different universes filtering in and out. There was a crazy version of you who used to live here, so apologies in advance if anyone mentions you collaborating with scientists to imprison a 4-year-old. And there's a version of Loki here that I think I once saw on RuPaul's Drag Race.