Poe/Steve
Earth people think Shakespeare is pretty important. I'll get you, uh. A couple of the happy ones he wrote. The language is a little weird but, they're kinda cool?
I do play basketball, I was like the Captain of the team. I was pretty popular at school, but I started to realize that my friends were kind of mean to other people for no reason so I stopped hanging around them when I started dating Nancy. But we broke up.
Nancy's little brother's best friend Will went missing. It turned up that he was kidnapped into a weird tunnel dimension by a monster that could break through into our world through walls and stuff and had a face that was just like. All teeth. I beat it up with a baseball bat.