Here at Team Foxtrot, we endeavor to ask the question: What is a Pokémon?
Based on a week and a half of careful research, we've discovered that as long it has eyes, it's a Pokémon. At least in this world, it is. And in this world, that's the only thing that matters. Whether it's a Pokéball, a mound of clanging gears, a ship's anchor and wheel, or an actual pile of trash - as long as it has eyes, it is a Pokémon. So watch out for things watching out for you.
[Loki]
How willing would you be to change the color of some newly-acquired clothes for me? On a scale of 1 to literally never?
[OOC: Over the next two three days, Audrey makes it her tireless mission to stick googly eyes on every. single. toilet in this entire place. She will not rest until every toilet has been made, by Foxtrot standards, a Pokémon. Enjoy.]