Anyway, I'd say "you can't seriously mean World War II", but it definitely explains why everyone's in these macabre get-ups. Are you in them, too? It's like a thanksgiving nightmare.
How likely do you think I'd get murdered on the way to the Bar to get booze? Do I need a book for that? (I don't understand why you'd need a book to get anything. Or how soap can come in flake form. How are you supposed to rub it over yourself?)