You can open it up to whoever you want. I don’t really care about getting ten points for Ravenclaw. I just don’t think they’re going to trust us. We just showed up and it seems like they’ve been here longer…
It’s not my fault The Toddler Who Triggered Millions is cute, okay? I’ll just give her some of this gross penny store candy we got...and see if we can find some crayons for some less creepy play therapy. She’ll probably tell me the truth if we’re friends, right? (Except we probably won’t be friends, because Necco wafers don’t inspire friendship.)
The worst thing that could happen is we end up with the best tiny sidekick.
Also, yes. Please make me feel less like I own a fedora.