Zemo is really pretty and the pretty ones are always evil, in my experience. Except they're usually also super boring and if there's one thing I can say for Helmut Zemo it's that he's not boring. Baron Zemo is boring as fuck, though. But, like, if I was five years older or he was ten years younger and into gender-ambiguous young adults, I'd be interrogating the hell out of him if you know what I mean.
But anyway. Uh. Where was I?
RIGHT. Someone should go figure out what the octopus was actually drawn in. Are we assuming it's lipstick or did someone actually check that out and verify that?