"It didn't. Just the glaze on the cup. I'm not Almasy or Kinneas, I wasn't interested in wooing people into bed with my culinary skills." And he'd never had to cook for himself as long as there were rations or someone with moderate skill on his team. Until he'd started pulling all nighters in the Commander's office and he'd learned that no one made coffee between nine pm and seven am he'd never relied solely on his own source of caffeine.
"If you want to forget, we can call it immaculate conception. Tell the kid it was en vitro fertilization. Freak genetics."