Mandy turned bright red and looked away. She couldn't even look at Penny. The sheer amount of embarrassment that came over her had her complete mortified. Especially as her thoughts drifted back to dinner at Roger's mum's. Mandy pulled away and finished her cupcake. She didn't mind the bits of public displays of affection but she drew a line at talking about her sex life in public. Because, well, some things just needed to be sacred. Besides, she didn't need half of the wizarding U.K. to know what she'd been up to and where. "Just ignore him," she said, trying to keep a smile on her face. She wasn't at all surprised Roger's hands were roaming. They hadn't had sex since Sunday and while most people might not think that was a long time, well, for her and Roger it really was. She'd just been feeling so poorly...
"See what I have to live with Penny?" Will said, pathetically shaking his head. "Every day. It's like they can't keep their hands off each other. Did you know they actually have the audacity to cuddle in front of the telly?" Will shook his head. "Travesty, really."
Will grinned at Roger, noting Mandy's hesitance as she polished off another cupcake. "I like being cannon fodder number 34. And, they didn't really have cannons, Penny. More like... spear fodder number 34."