My boy Haren. He pitches like he's underwater. We started talking about HARENSMASH when he was pissed off - usually meant striking out a guy on the exact same pitch at the exact same location he threw the pitch before. And it's so delightful when you see your pitcher go seven innings with two earned runs, five k and he also had two RBI. Love him. Most Dbacks fans think we undersold when we traded him. Skaggs better be amazing when he gets up to the bigs.
I want to be that kind of dork. And if I could afford Extra Innings I would be. I need to watch more MLB Network. But more work hours are weird. I mean Hudson threw a complete game with only one ER AND he hit a homerun and finished with three RBI and I missed it because I'm at work.
I would take some speed off. He'd dominate with the control without having to be a flamethrower too.