Spring Meme: Rodeo WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE… Thing about spring: Girls puttin less clothes on. Thing to do during spring: Back home, used to go to car shows and bike rallies mostly. And head out to Nashville, where all them pretty ladies walk around in their lil cutoffs n cowboy boots. Spring memory: Takin Shortcake campin with Sarge and a couple of the other fellas. We caught her frogs, took her hikin, told the most dumbass scary stories we could think up round the fire at night. Everyone was just real sweet on her, and I reckon she had a good time. Spring scent: The way the leather in a car starts to smell in the sun, specially on the classics. Outfit or article of clothing: I don't know. I guess I got a favorite sweatshirt. It's just a plain old gray sweatshirt, though. Bird: Well I don't got a mockingbird inked on my arm cause I hate em. Flower: Them daisies Shortcake likes. Animal: Horses. Miss that summer on the ranch they sent me to for "character rehabilitation."
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE… Thing about spring: Starts gettin hot. Don't do well in the heat. Thing to do during spring: Mama tryin to clean the fuckin trailer out, gettin me to carry shit into the lawn, screamin like a goddamn banshee while I'm sweatin and bout to lose my lid. One time punched a hole through the window next to the one she was screamin through, hadda get stitches and shit. Fuck her "spring cleaning" bullshit. Spring memory: Got locked up for good during spring. Bird: This dumbass little finch a girl I used to know had. Go back to her place drunk, fuck around, pass out... And then the fuckin thing would start chirpin its goddamn head off. Wake up with a hangover to that thing squawkin fore the sun's even up, would put me in a real rotten fuckin mood. Flower: Violets. Mama used to wear this violet perfume. Just kills me when I smell em. Animal: I can't say I honestly dislike any particular kind of animal as a whole. Mostly I like animals, just dislike certain ones on a case-by-case basis.
FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR… Fresh grass: Mowin the lawns for half the girls I was fuckin. Flowers: Pickin up grocery store bouquets. Insects: Catchin fireflies with Shortcake. Baby animals: Cute. Wanna hold em. Rain: Sucks on a bike. Thunderstorms: Readin Shortcake ghost stories in the dark. Mud puddles: Me and Sarge slidin down the hill at the end of the park into that huge one on sleds we stole when we was kids. Flying kites: Don't like it. Goes too high up. Freaks me out. Baseball: Gym coach never let me play cause the first time they gave me a bat I smacked another kid in the teeth with it. Rollerblading: Waitresses at the drive-in restaurants. Gardening: Shortcake doin her plantin every spring. Picnics: Tend to consider eatin outside anywhere a picnic. Easter: Hidin eggs for Shortcake, chewin up carrots like the Easter bunny came. Mother’s Day: Buyin mama flowers.