WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE… Thing about spring: Police Academy. Thing to do during spring: Firearms Training. Spring memory: Spring scent: Rain. Outfit or article of clothing: ...a suit? My shoulder holster. Does my badge count? Bird: I don't like birds. Flower: I don't care much for flowers either. Animal: Dogs.
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE… Thing about spring: Police Academy. Thing to do during spring: Teaching assholes how to use guns. Spring memory: Getting knocked off my horse in Central Park by a crazy lady. Bird: the loud annoying ones. Flower: The ugly ones. Animal: Cats
FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR… Fresh grass: mowing the lawn Flowers: roses Insects: spiders. Baby animals: puppies. Rain: Getting caught in the rain. Thunderstorms: I like them. Mud puddles: I like to stomp in them. True fact. Though, I would never do it in public. Flying kites: We should make some at Sing Sing. Baseball: My favorite sport. Rollerblading: Falling on my ass. Gardening: food. Picnics: Yogi the Bear Easter: Reese's Peanut Butter eggs. Mother’s Day: I'd still like to believe that my mom is alright somewhere.