Spring Meme: Cutter WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE… Thing about spring: Gets warmer. Thing to do during spring: Same things I always like? Spring memory: First barbecues of the year, always a good thing. Spring scent: The air just after it rained. Outfit or article of clothing: Don't really care bout that. Bird: Albatross. They're fuckin huge an can't even land properly but they sure know how to fly. Flower: .... yeah, right. Animal: Dogs are okay.
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE… Thing about spring: Questions bout spring. Thing to do during spring: Same things I don't like the rest of the year. Spring memory: The trip back home. Don't know what was better, my dad's corpse on the couch or my crazy ass mother. Bird: Any bird that ever sat in front of my window the mornin after a party. Flower: I don't care bout flowers either way. Animal: Them little dogs women used to carry around an dress up.
FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR… Fresh grass: Nothin I should be thinkin. Flowers: They stink. Insects: Annoying. Baby animals: Not enough meat on em. Rain: It's wet. Thunderstorms: Hidin under the kitchen table with a scared kid. Mud puddles: Wet an dirty. Flying kites: Waste of time. Baseball: Only good thing are the bats. Rollerblading: Looks fuckin stupid. Gardening: Unless it's food... what's the point. Picnics: Never had one. Unless a KFC bucket on the hood of a car counts. Easter: Pointless. Mother’s Day: Gotta be kiddin me.