Spring Meme: Phineas WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE… Thing about spring: No snow means more yard time. Thing to do during spring: Freshen things up in the junk yard from winter. Spring memory: The family went on a road trip once because my mother wanted to see some flower show. Jack and I actually got along. Spring scent: Wet dirt. Outfit or article of clothing: I wear white tshirts year round anyway. Bird: No idea. Hawk? Flower: Granddad used to make ones out of cut sheet metal, that spun and caught the sun. Animal: Foxes.
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE… Thing about spring: Nothing specific, I guess. Thing to do during spring: Find things rusted from winter. Spring memory: When I was pressured into trying out for baseball “like Jack” and my dad’s face when I refused. Bird: Ostrich. The way they stare you down. Flower: Any? Animal: Bunnies.
FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR… Fresh grass: That’s cool bro. Flowers: Meh. Insects: Indifferent. Baby animals: I guess they have to start out somewhere? Rain: Refreshing. Thunderstorms: I have to go check the lightning rod. Mud puddles: I loved them as a kid. Flying kites: The logic behind how they stay up is pretty interesting. Baseball: I’m not a fucking fan. Rollerblading: Why is that fun? There’s not even a motor. Gardening: I’ve said it before, I think all the motor oil clogs plants’ pores around me. They all die. Picnics: They’re alright, I guess. Easter: We used to have fun. My mom wrote great riddles for the hunt. Mother’s Day: I’d love to be able to celebrate one again.