Old Man and the Sea. I should have guessed from the damn title, but I figured it was like a normal title, where it's a little reference to part of the book or a theme of the book but there's, you know, other stuff in there too. No, that is all there is. Completely. Just read the title, and you read the whole stupid thing.
I can confirm that there is. I've seen it.
Baby Momma Drama's baby, and I will explain why. If I'm born as Baby Momma Drama's baby, I have a really good chance of being stolen away by the government. If I'm stolen away by the government, I have a slim chance of escaping, and being adopted by some nice childless couple of the apocalypse. And maybe, just maybe, I got some miraculous combination of recessive genes enough to make me awesome again. Also, plenty of screwed up past to make me interesting.
Depends on who's making the sandwich. If it's a cheapass making it, I want no crust, because the ratio of bread to middle will be somewhat better that way. If it's a fatass greedy person making it, I want crust to balance out the over-middling. If it's me making it, it's perfectly balanced, and we can leave the crust.