Was either the water or the fact that we all had to learn to get by more or less on our own early on. Was probably the water.
Possibly. Have no idea how to get the friend fairy's attention though. Doubt putting somethin under your pillow will do the trick.
Think that what you wanna do there is called cheatin. Not that I'd complain, an island with only the people I can stand bein around, a bar an fried chicken? Ain't much that could make that any better.