01: Things you can say about a zombie, but not about your significant other.
-Aim for the head.
02: Rejected names for sports teams.
- Washington Shufflers. - Los Angeles Leapers. - Edmonton Exploders.
03: Strange things to hear from the voices in your head. -Nice pants. -The cat!
04: Post-apocalyptic Olympic sports.
-Exploder-baiting. -Extreme Shuffler Dominoes. -B-ass-ket ball, played with a real undead ass!
05: First lines of the worst poems ever written.
-My soul feels green as the bile oozing from an exploder's mouth.
06: Zombie proverbs.
-Huuugrgh. Huuuurgh huuuurghg? Grruuuaaaarrrgh!
07: Post-apocalyptic state mottos.
-New Jersey: Still creepy as fuck!
08: TV series' that will never be successful.
-Real Housewives of Liberty Island. -Heal or No Heal: Lives in Quarantine.
09: Titles of post-apocalyptic musicals.
-LOOT. -Funny Grrrrrrr. -The Best Little Safehouse in Texas.
10: Unlikely names of post-apocalyptic superheroes. It's me, run away from danger man! -LSD Batman. -Captain Exploder. -Cactus the Angry Elf and the Grumpy Green Giant.
11: Post-apocalyptic boy/girl scout badges.
-Leaper-punching. -Dropping Things On Top of Climbers. -Waker-watching. -Swimmer fishing.
12: Zombie love poems.
Roses are grrrrr Violets are groan I want your brains Can I take you home?