Yeah, man. The man-headed cat. It lives out near this alley on 29th & 8th... bout the size of a cat, but with a fella's head, all shrunk down like. Seen it once myself, was out lookin' for supplies and I turned down an alley and there it was. Saw it clear as day, bald li'l head and wrinkled face, fur startin' at the neck and a cat the rest o' the way down. And it could talk. I look at it, and it goes, "Goddamn-shit-ass-mother-fuckin'-bitchofagoddamn-fuckin'...." So then it lunged at me, and I took off runnin', yeah? All the time it was just shoutin', "Motherfuckin'-piss-cunt-Jesus-lickin'..." So I make a bad turn, get caught in a dead-end alley, and the thing's closin' in on me, right? Just walkin' on up, grinnin' with all these real sharp teeth, lickin' it's chops, backin' me into a corner...
Wasn't so bad, though. A little pussy never hurt nobody.