From the same thread Elliot re Gilligan's Island: "My theory is he didn't need solar-powered internet. All he had to do was peep through the window into Ginger and Mary Ann's place."
"That show would've been infinitely more entertaining if they'd had plot centered around threesomes and girl-on-girl action."
and
"I'm pretty sure I'm okay with that fact. Watching sixties porn would basically be like watching your grandparents do things you really don't want to see."