Naruto - You Suck Series: Naruto Characters: Sakura, Sai, Naruto Pairing: SasuSakuNaruSai ;>.> Type: humor, highschool AU Warnings: language, sex, OOC *wince* Spoilers: none Word Count: 190 Etc: I should be shot for this. The title is horrible, but kinda sorta works with the wind theme (and it's better than Blow Me.) I'm unsure about how AU Sakura and Sai would act, so it's just terrible. Mildly amusing, but terrible.
"Fuck you, Sai!" "When and where?" he tilts his head to the side and smiles. Sakura fumes, "Right here, right now. You're such a—!"
Sai kisses her. She wasn't expecting that.
He pulls back. "You're a bad kisser. Don't make offers you won't keep." She tries to punch him, face burning. "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT YOU STUPID JERK! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" She snarls when he dodges and chases after him.
Naruto hears about it later and does deck Sai. "I was going to share," the artist explains, and doesn't understand why Sakura and Naruto turn bright red and yell at him more. He notes they never actually say they're opposed to the idea.
They enter college. One night after they paint the town red, all three wake up in a tangle in Naruto's bed. "See? I meant it. We should've done this earlier," he says brightly. Naruto and Sakura are utterly horrified. "If Sasuke returns, he should come too." Naruto and Sakura are terribly turned on. That doesn't stop them from chucking pillows at Sai and screaming in outrage and repeating the process three weeks later.