fruityoatybar (fruityoatybar) wrote in imaginationland, @ 2010-06-28 14:17:00 |
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texts from last night, an unconventional group psl / textualmod | ||
(516): whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"? | Name: Annie Applewood birthday: 29 December / age: 22 sign: Sagittarius / sexuality: heterosexual occupation: intern 3 words: Sunny treat maker pb: Rainie Yang | |
(804): does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app? | Name: Tiffany Blackwood birthday: 14 February / age: 29 sign: Aquarius / sexuality: heterosexual occupation: grad student 3 words: spacey artist extraordinaire pb: Zooey Deschanel | |
(604): dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too" | Name: Thomas Buckingham birthday: 5 September / age: sign: Virgo / sexuality: homosexual occupation: clothing store owner 3 words: likes to watch pb: Gaspard Ulliel | |
(515): They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me | Name: Stewart Griffon birthday: 26 August / age: sign: Virgo / sexuality: STRAIGHT DAMN IT occupation: grad student 3 words: super closet case pb: Sondre Lerche | |
(703): He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet. | Name: Evan Kerr birthday: 14 December / age: 30 sign: Sagittarius / sexuality: homosexual occupation: investment consultant 3 words: cranky old bastard pb: Jude Law | |
(901) After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background? | Name: Buchanan "Bucky" Kirk birthday: 31 October / age: 20 sign: Scorpio / sexuality: homosexual occupation: pre-med student 3 words: ex-prostitute gone good pb: Isaiah Garnica | |
(419): This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream? | Name: Samuel Landry birthday: 30 January / age: sign: Aquarius / sexuality: homosexual occupation: student 3 words: real southern charmer pb: Garret Hedlund | |
(647): It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task. | Name: Michelle Leeley birthday: 3 October / age: 32 sign: Libra / sexuality: heterosexual occupation: teacher / linguist 4 words: no touching from men pb: Jenna Fischer | |
(724): This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text. | Name: Hale Lipton birthday: 20 June / age: 22 sign: Gemini-Cancer cusp / sexuality: homosexual occupation: student / dancer 3 words: best friend love pb: Mitch Hewer | |
(937): someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome. | Name: Rachel Locke birthday: / age: sign: ---- / sexuality: heterosexual occupation: student 2 words: bitchy beard pb: Summer Glau | |
(901): Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome. | Name: George Maikels birthday: 12 January / age: 35 sign: Capricorn / sexuality: bisexual occupation: bookkeeping 3 words: not George Michaels pb: Michael Vartan | |
(617): i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions (617): you want 1 or 2 eggos? | Name: Topher "Eggo" Mills birthday: 9 October / age: 19 sign: Libra / sexuality: homosexual occupation: student 4 words: friend of all animals pb: Bobby Hicks | |
(757): it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again | Name: Charlene "Charlie" Nicholls birthday: 30 June / age: 26 sign: Cancer / sexuality: homosexual occupation: psychology grad student 4 words: closeted, eating disorder recovery pb: Cori Suicide | |
(917): someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week. | Name: Gabriel "Derrick" O'Hara III birthday: / age: 38 sign: ---- / sexuality: heterosexual occupation: math department head 3 words: OCD, duckie collector pb: Simon Baker | |
(908): he told me I talked like a deaf person | Name: Josephine Phillips birthday: 12 October / age: 19 sign: Libra / sexuality: heterosexual occupation: student 3 words: deaf, soft speaker pb: Dianna Agron | |
(586): I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business. | Name: Enid Sanders birthday: 3 October / age: 18 sign: Libra / sexuality: heterosexual occupation: student 3 words: surprise, another kid! pb: Selena Gomez | |
(704): I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this? | Name: Ozymandias "Ozy" Smith-Allen birthday: 8 August / age: 27 sign: Leo / sexuality: heterosexual occupation: dancer 3 words: presumed gay, only not pb: Mika Penniman | |
[this is where their text goes] | Name: Todd Smith birthday: / age: 31 sign: ---- / sexuality: unknown occupation: history professor 3 words: hypochondriac, rabbit owner pb: Matt Smith | |
(312): kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it. | Name: Sheldon Sparks / Shelly Sparkles birthday: 24 December / age: 20 sign: Capricorn / sexuality: pansexual occupation: bartender / performer 3 words: gender identity crisis pb: Aaron Webber & Valium Suicide | |
(270): I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her | Name: River Summers birthday: 31 July / age: 19 sign: Leo / sexuality: bisexual occupation: student / father 3 words: unwed teenage father pb: William Moseley | |
(713): yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome. | Name: Ainsley Times birthday: 2 April / age: sign: Aries / sexuality: homosexual occupation: singer/songwriter 4 words: baby of the relationship pb: Paolo Nutini | |
[this is where their text goes] | Name: Loretta "Laurie" Wallace birthday: 19 January / age: sign: Capricorn-Aquarius cusp / sexuality: heterosexual occupation: grad student / author 3 words: virgin romance novelist pb: Genevieve Cortese | |
(419): The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song. | Name: Vivian Whitmore birthday: 30 July / age: 77 sign: Leo / sexuality: heterosexual occupation: Slave to the Grind owner 2 words: village grandmother pb: Betty White | |
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[this is where their text goes] | Name: Mario birthday: [again, sans year.] / age: [numbers!] sign: [I can tell you this, if need be.] / sexuality: [mhm.] occupation: [yup.] 3 words: [your character in 3 words. 4 also works, if they're short.] pb: [PB HERE.] psl with: [character journal/player's journal/whatever] |