In which Alec threatens dire consequences Who: Alec and Lendie What: FREAKING OUT BIG TIME. At least for Lendie. When: Saturday night. Where: TEH INTERWEBZ! Rating: SFW.
[23:02] ladylendie: Hey, are you busy? [23:02] notyourromeo: no. what's up? [23:02] ladylendie: Did you see that Salvatore was back? [23:03] notyourromeo: oh. that. [23:03] ladylendie: What? [23:03] notyourromeo: how are you? [23:03] ladylendie: I don't really know? [23:03] ladylendie: Why did he come back? [23:03] notyourromeo: lendie, you're not engaged anymore [23:03] ladylendie: It doesn't make any sense. [23:04] notyourromeo: just because you've cut your ties with your family doesn't mean you can't be in Idris. I would know [23:07] ladylendie: I know that. [23:08] ladylendie: Wait, he's cut ties with his family? [23:09] ladylendie: Is he okay? How do you even know this? [23:12] notyourromeo: I don't know the details. But the Agliardi clan is in an uproar. something happened in the time when he was away. something about his mother. [23:12] notyourromeo: one thing I know for sure. he's not here against his will [23:13] notyourromeo: and I may be disowned, doesn't mean I'm dead. I have my sources [23:14] ladylendie: I didn't think you were dead, that's not what I meant. [23:14] ladylendie: So, has Salvatore been exiled too? [23:16] notyourromeo: it's a self-imposed exile. he wasn't disowned. at least, I don't think so [23:17] ladylendie: I think he might like that. [23:17] ladylendie: He got rid of me, and now he doesn't have to be clan head. That is everything he ever wanted, all on a nice little plate right in front of him. [23:19] notyourromeo: talk to him. [23:19] notyourromeo: you have to. [23:20] ladylendie: i don't want to talk to him. [23:20] ladylendie: Why would I have to? [23:21] notyourromeo: because you're never going to get over this unless you have [23:21] ladylendie: Over it? I don't have to get over it. ... I was never under? it. [23:22] ladylendie: And besides, he should try and talk to me. He's the one that left. [23:22] notyourromeo: very funny. just talk to him. stop being stubborn [23:22] notyourromeo: well, okay. if you're holding out for a reason as silly as that. you can keep waiting. and sitting here. and chafing in frustration because you don't know all your answers [23:23] ladylendie: I am not "chafing in frustration"! I was just wondering why he was back. [23:23] notyourromeo: right. very convincing [23:23] ladylendie: I could care less about Salvatore. [23:24] notyourromeo: I don't have the answers. you need to talk to the person who does [23:24] notyourromeo: really. [23:24] notyourromeo: well, you wouldn't be the only person then. [23:25] notyourromeo: given that he has none of the family connections, none of the position and power he used to hold, not many people are going to pay attention to him at all [23:25] ladylendie: Well, that's silly. [23:25] ladylendie: It's not like that is all he is, or was. [23:26] ladylendie: He'll be fine, I'm sure. [23:26] ladylendie: You did okay. [23:26] notyourromeo: just talk to him, lendie. stop being stubborn [23:27] notyourromeo: and if his answer is not satisfactory, just let me know and I'll beat him up [23:27] notyourromeo: it beats you sitting here and getting wrinkles trying to figure it all out on your own [23:29] ladylendie: I am not being stubborn, I just don't see the point in forcing myself on someone who so clearly doesn't want to be around me. [23:29] ladylendie: And you don't need to HURT him. [23:30] notyourromeo: and you would know that he doesn't want to be around you how? [23:31] ladylendie: Well, he left, didn't he? And we aren't betrothed anymore, are we. [23:32] notyourromeo: and that's a bad thing? you hated the engagement [23:32] ladylendie: I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I just am saying it is clear that he doesn't want to be around me. [23:33] notyourromeo: hun, this may be difficult to comprehend, but maybe he left for a reason that WASN'T you. [23:34] ladylendie: Well, yes. I couldn't have been the reason he left. He never cared enough about me to leave because of me. [23:35] notyourromeo: stop trying to come up with reasons and excuses for him. TALK to him. [23:35] ladylendie: What if he doesn't want to talk to me? And then he just ignores me? [23:36] notyourromeo: then I'll bash him up [23:36] ladylendie: But I don't want you to hurt him. [23:37] notyourromeo: try telling me you don't care about him again? [23:38] ladylendie: I do not care about him? But I also don't want to be the reason he's hurt. [23:39] notyourromeo: I won't hurt him [23:40] notyourromeo: but I WILL lock you and him up in a closet if that's what it takes to get you two talking [23:40] ladylendie: A CLOSET? [23:41] ladylendie: If you had to lock us up, couldn't it be in a room? Or something with more space? [23:41] ladylendie: Like a Common Room? [23:41] notyourromeo: so you WANT to be locked up with him [23:42] ladylendie: NO! THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT! [23:42] ladylendie: Just, if we HAD to be, I would prefer it to not be in a closet. [23:42] notyourromeo: ... [23:42] notyourromeo: you sound entirely too happy [23:43] ladylendie: I am not happy. Why would that make me happy? [23:43] ladylendie: You're acting strange. [23:43] notyourromeo: right. and you haven't been moaning about salvatore the whole time [23:43] notyourromeo: just talk to him [23:44] notyourromeo: PROMISE [23:44] notyourromeo: otherwise the locking up will take place [23:44] notyourromeo: I'm not kidding [23:44] ladylendie: ALEC! [23:44] notyourromeo: and you don't get to choose your location [23:44] ladylendie: That is not fair! [23:44] notyourromeo: DEAL WITH IT [23:44] ladylendie: You cannot lock me in a room! [23:44] ladylendie: I am fairly sure that is ILLEGAL! [23:45] notyourromeo: sister mine, I. do. not. give. a. shit. [23:45] notyourromeo: now stop whining [23:45] notyourromeo: and go have a chat with him [23:45] notyourromeo: before I MAKE you [23:45] notyourromeo: it will not be pleasant [23:46] ladylendie: You can't do that. It would only make things WORSE. [23:47] notyourromeo: nah. it's a tried and tested method [23:47] notyourromeo: are you still whining? [23:47] ladylendie: No, no I am not. [23:47] ladylendie: No whining. [23:48] notyourromeo: good. [23:48] ladylendie: OH LOOK, I HAVE TO GO NOW! [23:48] notyourromeo: ...TALK TO HIM [23:48] ladylendie: Right, that. [23:49] notyourromeo: yes. now you can go. [23:49] ladylendie: Okay. BYE! [23:50] notyourromeo: I'll catch you later. and seriously. don't be afraid of hearing the answer. even if it may not be what you want to hear. at least then you'll know for sure [23:51] ladylendie has signed off