"Because, Mr Horrigan, you have not yet begun your investigation into this so-called conspiricy. I am a faithful reader of your column, and certainly would consider reading, but there is no harm in telling me a little hint of what it is that has you so... inpassioned." He smirked slightly, taking a drag from the cigarette. "You can tease your readers, Mr Horrigan. There is nothing wrong with leaving them wanting more."