OH. MY. GOD. I am only just reading the header and I am FREAKING OUT. MYSTERY AUTHOR I LOVE YOU ALREADY. I was sure such a thing as this would never exist!
OK OK READING.
OH. MY. GOD.
MYSTERY AUTHOR!!! GAHHHHH. I have enjoyed, like, three fisting fics in my whole life, because that is how many decent ones I have been able to find and THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING WHY AM I SUCH A LUCKY GIRL TO HAVE THIS FOR MY VERY OWN??!?!?!?!!
Just. GAH. The tone of it is perfect, just, the anticipation and the nerves and the trying to play it cool at the (utterly adorable and perfect) family supper. Also? I love that they're living in Godric's Hollow, just. ♥
And then, guh, the rushed, need-it-now build up - they're so fucking turned on for each other, even with all the planning-ahead.
Nnnnnnngggghhhhhhh THE RIMMING iS FUCKING DELICIOUS.
Nothing like this should feel this good WORD. GUH.
OK and just. Your descriptions are fucking GOLD. Just. I can't even. SO DELICIOUS. So real and AMAZING. GOD. I need a fucking cigarette.
Oh, Ron, sweetheart. ♥! You'll see!!!
GUH GUH GUH. FUCK. This is just. Like. A dream come true. My boys!! Just totally and seriously exploring my dirtiest kink and I just. alk;sdjf;laksdjfasd. FUCK THIS IS AMAZING.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MYSTERY AUTHOR! This pleases me more than you can possibly know!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥